4 definitions by Soviet Red Soldier

pe-8

A soviet heavy bomber that I knew about before I started playing war thunder and definitely didn’t discover it on a wwii dogfight mobile game.

Hans: Nazi 1 vat is zat plane?
Nazi 1: It’s a Pe-8. Hans, get ze flammenwerfer

by Soviet Red Soldier June 19, 2022

rjumen

rjumen is a funny boi who do funny thing. google rjumen and find why he funny

gigachad: rjumen funny. Gigachad 2: I know.

by Soviet Red Soldier April 8, 2022

Blunderbuss

Basically a pirate Shawdy Shawdy (shotgun) except extremely inaccurate, dangerous, and pretty strong in Sea of Thieves

Pirate: *pulls out blunderbuss* Yarghh Hand over the treasure ya scurvy dog before i blunderbuss ya to davy jones’s locker
Justin: Bro chill were in sea of thieves

by Soviet Red Soldier June 25, 2022

Mansplaining

When a man explains something in very simple terms. Can sound condescending, but he usually does it because you didn’t understand it in complex terms. When done to a man, the man responds with something along the lines of “Oh that makes sense now” but when you mansplain to a women they call you sexist for thinking they’re dumb

Man: A panzer is not the German word for tank as they didn’t want to be associated with the allied powers so they shortened the German word for tank and made slight adjustments to the machine such as diesel fuel and extra armor.
Woman: YOU’RE MAKING UP WORDS AND I HATE YOU YOU SEXIST YOU’RE TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE MEN ARE SMARTER BY MAKING UP WORDS!1!1!1!1
Man: German not like tank, change tank a little, make pretend it different thing
Woman: STOP BEING SO CONDESCENDING YOU SEXIST I HATE YOU YOU SEXIST ALL MEN ARE LIKE THIS I HATE ALL MEN!!11!1!1!1 DONT DO YOU’RE MANSPLAINING TO ME OR ANYONE ELSE! IF ANYTHING, YOU SHOULD HAVE TO MANSPLAIN TO YOUR STUPID MAN FRIENDS!11!!!1!1!

by Soviet Red Soldier June 30, 2022