Finally, you are all alone in the public
restroom about to unleash a huge shit
. Lo and behold, someone
enters said restroom, interrupting your
You sit quietly listening to what the fucktard is up to. Normally, he will do one of three things: 1) fake
taking a piss; 2) wash his fucking hands for an hour; 3) just stand around silently.
There are only two ways to rid yourself from this low lifeform: 1) let loose
the greasiest, juciest, diarrhea-filled fart you can muster; 2) squeeze the shit
back into your
ass, exit the stall, and kick the shit
out of the freak.
This, my friends, is the true definition of a turd burglar.
Dude, I was at the mall and this turd
burglar just stood around for like 10 minutes while I was trying to squeeze one out. I finally got so pissed
that I commanded my asshole to suck the shit back up. I then proceeded
to bust down the stall
door and beat the shit out of him.