142 definitions by Soiled Undergarment

Dogbert

Genetically he may be a dog, but Dogbert is no man's best friend. He treats people with disdain, reserving special contempt for Dilbert, who's no master--or match--for Dogbert. (Although he wouldn't admit it, if push came to shove, he'd protect the bumbler. And never let him forget it).

His not-so-secret ambition is to conquer the world and enslave all humans. He anointed himself St. Dogbert, and as such takes special delight in exorcising the demons of stupidity.

We're very fortunate to be living in the time of Dogbert.

by Soiled Undergarment January 22, 2004

safe sex

1) An oxymoron.
2) A term for a condom.

"Dude, I need some safe sex with some girl."
"You know the SAFE part isn't going to happen, right?"
"Yeah."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

orgy

1) A group of people having sex at the same time.
2) Short for orgasm.

"Dude, let's go to the orgy."
"Dude, I had an orgy."

by Soiled Undergarment July 15, 2003

NYPD

(k)Nock
Your
Punkass
Down

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

urinal mints

Those fresheners you find in urinals to get rid of the smell of urine but it just ends up smelling of bleach and piss and it makes you wanna puke.

"Eat a urinal mint, it freshens your breath."

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

Pump

1) A pump action shotgun.
2) To fill your car with petrol.
3) To ejaculate with plenty of force.

1) "Dude, that is a nice pump."
2) "Dude, wait in the car while I pump."
3) "Dude, I was so horny I was pumping like mad."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Heathrow Airport

1) The busiest airport in the world.
2) A place to go during a heatwave if you want to pass out.

1) "Dude, we're going to Heathrow!"
2) "Dude, I wanna die." "Dude, let's go to Heathrow."

by Soiled Undergarment August 11, 2003