Definitions by Soiled Undergarment

Shopping Trolley

A shopping trolley is a trolley in which you put your shopping in. Usually found dumped in canals, or with a hobo sleeping in it, they are great transportation tools. Most supermarkets are suffering from jacked shopping trolleys and have introduced newer shopping trolleys which get jacked too.

"Dude, let's go to Tesco and jack the trolleys."

Shopping Trolley by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

The DK 

Dorling Kindersley. Book publisher.

"Dude, check out my DK encyclopaediaz0riclickaclickaboomboomqwertyazertyjohollagadollayogyogium!"

The DK by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

telephone toughguy 

One who knows his shit about Telephony and Teledildonics.

"Dude, look at that BT man, he sure is a telephone toughguy."

telephone toughguy by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

Armpit Sucker

Someone with bad taste

"Dude, I'll give you this deep fried mars bar if you go and pull Mary the Armpit Sucker."

Armpit Sucker by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

auf wiedersehen 

Auf wiedersehen - Goodbye
Auf Fernsehen - On the TV

"Auf Wiedersehen John Jawohl!"
"John Jawohl ist auf Fernsehen!"

auf wiedersehen by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

autoexec 

AUTOEXEC.BAT

1) Computer file
2) Male genitalia

"Dude, don't fuck with your autoexec.bat!"

autoexec by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

AUTOEXEC.BAT

1) Computer file used during boot.
2) Male genitalia.

"Dude, you don't wanna go around fucking with your AUTOEXEC.BAT!!"

AUTOEXEC.BAT by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003