142 definitions by Soiled Undergarment

Tabernacle

The housing behind the altar where the Eucharist is kept.

"Dude, put that Jesus bread in the tabernacle."
"Dude, that word so reminds me of 'tackle'."

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

O²

1) A mobile phone company.
2) Oxygen.

1) "See what you can do. O²."
2) "I NEED OXYGEN!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Armpit Sucker

Someone with bad taste

"Dude, I'll give you this deep fried mars bar if you go and pull Mary the Armpit Sucker."

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

Bastardised English

American English.

"Dude, it's colour, not color, neighbour, not neighbor, grey, not gray. Stop speaking bastardised!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Lump

A dog who although has been run over many times still loves to chase cars.

"Lump, come back here boy, that is an ugly car."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

want me to read your tea leaves?

What you say to a girl to get her into your bedroom.

"Want me to read your tea leaves?"
"Sure,"
"Follow me."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

MYFB

Acronym for Mind your fucking business. Not my young fire brigade.

"Dude, what're you doing tonight?"
"Dude, MYFB."
"Dude, sorry, didn't know you'd be entertaining yourself."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003