Jeff: Bit of polish sir?
forum user: Er, no thanks.
Jeff: But you said
a bit of polish, look here in this forum page I saved off you 29 years
forum user: And?
Jeff: Ahahahaha, I own you.
forum user: Yes, indeed you do. Quite!
Jeff: I can twist your words and strike fear into any man on de net.
forum user: Jesus Christ. Get a life you sad cunt.
Jeff: Hahahahaha OWNED! I are internet
forum user: Righto, enough of this sad plonker. Moff to the bar.
Jeff: Hahahahahha think twice.Hacked
person: Yeah yeah, carry on you fruit cake.