1 definition by Smurfpiss

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A silent but deadly fart that is delivered immediately before exiting an occupied room.
Bringing to mind the often used suicide note phrase; "I'll be gone before you get this".
"John left an awful suicide note in the kitchen this morning, and I had to open all the windows."
by Smurfpiss August 30, 2008

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