3 definitions by Smithing Awesome

Has the ability to fart in front of himself while walking. Farts so potent that fishermen will smell them a mile out upon the water, while Preston is on land. Will get injured on any big holiday....like I said....ANY big holiday. Is often wrong. Sausage and cheese lover. Pepsi snorter. Follower of the king. Uh huh huh.
It's the 4th of July, hope nobody pulls a Preston. Too late!

I was walking in the store, and walked into a cloud of Preston from the guy walking behind me!
by Smithing Awesome December 19, 2014
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Slobbery. Likes to lick things. DO NOT touch his blankie! Will power range you in the nuts. Duct tapes all gifts. Video game abuser. Chin talking, strong bad dancing, mustache winning. Wasps and bees are attracted to all boys named Tony. Calls pads tampon patches. Will talk in his sleep. Huge member.
That bee just stung me like my name is Tony!

That food looks so good, my mouth made a tony.
by Smithing Awesome December 19, 2014
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Unable to be defined because Urban Dictionary refuses to publish it. If they did, you would know that the definition is the sound of a frog farting in a cave. Also, the name of mans genitalia.
My goodness this rosell is sure hard to define.
Wowzers! Your rosell is HUGE!
That frog just roselled all up in that cave.
by Smithing Awesome December 19, 2014
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