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1 definition by Smidgen135

A large white man in stature with a small penis who thinks that he is somehow better than everyone else and that he can get women waaaay above his level. Hypocritical, judgemental, and thinks all women want him. Usually has the face of a girl and veneered teeth with a great big tummy. Usually cannot see his own junk. Fake sweet with phony smile like a used car salesman. Likes to pound his chest and huff when mad.
Cara:Ha, did you see that huge guy just extricate himself from his fancy car?
Sam: Yep, my friend unfortunately knew someone like that. He was known as the vanilla gorilla.

Arrogant moose=vanilla gorilla
by Smidgen135 November 02, 2011