9 definitions by Smellman
The toilet tissue fragments that sometimes remain on the vaginal area after briskly whiping once uraniation has concluded.
Jill was embarassed when Todd went to give her oral pleasure but was soon turned off by seeing the 'vagfetti' that coated her vaginal area.
by Smellman June 18, 2009
When dining out and you receive poor service throughout the experience. Each time saying to yourself or your dining mates, "There goes another dollar off of their tip." Until finally the service is so bad you say "He/She is down to the change."
Dotty forgot our drinks, brought the wrong entre, and took forever to bring the ketchup, at this point she is down to the change.
by Smellman February 23, 2009