Smatchmo the Trumpeteer
A douchey beard style, favored by guidos who want to make their steroid-infused jaws appear to be at a 90 degree angle. One of the top 5 worst facial hair styles to have, according to most women.
Guy 1: Check out that fucking douchebag with the chin strap.
Guy 2: Holy crap, that's douchey.
Douchebag: WUT U SAY?! /raaage
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