To pleasure oneself sexually. Often refers to male masturbation and can be used as a synonym for jacking off or spanking the monkey
man what did you do saturday night?
oh nothing just watched the hockey game then smashed myself
Hey, you ever sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then smash yourself ? It feels like someone else is doing it.
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