1 definition by Smack jack

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Someone eager to please another person out of desperation by paying compliments and other pathetic stuff.
Normal guy "Hey I'm from Ireland just to let you know"

Ass kisser "You're Irish, oh cool Irish people are so badass are so sexy"

Normal guy "Yeah and you're a feckin kiss ass gay, You weren't saying that when my family came to America ages ago were you.

Ass kisser "I'm Irish too"

Normal guy "That's it kissing my ass is one thing but claiming to be Irish when you're not is just asking for a boot up your ass"
by Smack jack March 13, 2010

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