4 definitions by Sluggish Addreall
Tool brand owned by StanleyBlack&Decker. Some products are made outside the USA, but some products have the "Made in USA with Global Materials." In other words, the parts are made overseas and put together like legos in the Unties States. lThey have an iconic for the black and yellow coloring like the Shittsburgh Steelers. Notorious back in the 90s for being an overrated and overpriced Black & Decker power tool with a different name, color, and heavier price tag. They're corded tools are pretty good, bit their cordless line consists of way overpriced batteries that may cost someone to take a personal bank loan with a high interest rate compared to other tool brands in that tier, which their cordless lines are far superb that Dewalt. Don't forget that their batteries lose charge so fast similar to a young private's first ever trip to the shitty strip club out in town and blowing their entire base pay on payday.
Bank teller: So, your loan is approved. What kind of car are you thinking of getting?
Customer: No, Ma'am, this is for some extra Dewalt batteries for my new cordless tool kit.
Bank teller: Dewalt cordless?! That's cute. I'm a woman that uses Milwaukee Fuel M18 tools, so at least I have a pair of balls. Dont pay back the loan. Give me your man card in return, you fuckin' bitch!
Customer: No, Ma'am, this is for some extra Dewalt batteries for my new cordless tool kit.
Bank teller: Dewalt cordless?! That's cute. I'm a woman that uses Milwaukee Fuel M18 tools, so at least I have a pair of balls. Dont pay back the loan. Give me your man card in return, you fuckin' bitch!
by Sluggish Addreall August 5, 2020
Roommate A:This bar sucks because it ran dry.
Roommate B:Let's go back to our place and continue the party there. At least we're stocked up for Armageddon.
Roommate A: Great idea. This place sucks anyway
Random-ass person: WOOOOOOO, PARTY TIME!!!
Roommate B:Let's go back to our place and continue the party there. At least we're stocked up for Armageddon.
Roommate A: Great idea. This place sucks anyway
Random-ass person: WOOOOOOO, PARTY TIME!!!
by Sluggish Addreall May 5, 2019
-An amazing convenient store that is so great it makes 7-11 and Sheetz look like baby back bitches!
-A convienent store that has created 3rd party cults by some of it die-hard customers
-the monopoly of convienent store in Philadelphia, PA
-Debatably going here for food, lottoery tickets, tobacco, and has is better than having sex
-great entertainment to walk to in Philadelphia, PA at 2am while piss drunk to go get food, espically hoagies during HoagieFest
-A convienent store that has created 3rd party cults by some of it die-hard customers
-the monopoly of convienent store in Philadelphia, PA
-Debatably going here for food, lottoery tickets, tobacco, and has is better than having sex
-great entertainment to walk to in Philadelphia, PA at 2am while piss drunk to go get food, espically hoagies during HoagieFest
Husband: Honey, I'm drunk and bored. Can we have sex?
Bitchy Wife: Absolutely not! It's 2am, you reek alcohol, I'm on my period, and I have work tomorrow!
Husband: Fine, fuck you, bitch! Here are my car keys. In walking to Wawa. At least HoagieFest understands me!
Bitchy Wife: Fine, don't forget your mask and DON'T let the door hit you in the ass!
Husband: Fun fact: going to Wawa is better than having sex with you any time!!!
Bitchy Wife: Absolutely not! It's 2am, you reek alcohol, I'm on my period, and I have work tomorrow!
Husband: Fine, fuck you, bitch! Here are my car keys. In walking to Wawa. At least HoagieFest understands me!
Bitchy Wife: Fine, don't forget your mask and DON'T let the door hit you in the ass!
Husband: Fun fact: going to Wawa is better than having sex with you any time!!!
by Sluggish Addreall August 24, 2020
The anxieties, depression, PTSD, etc., that, unfortunately, will weigh one or break one down in a psychological and/or emotional matter. They can keep one from living a good life, but these little bastards are a burden and one wishes they can desipate. Not many people understand or fully understand these creatures, but the very few that do, they are probably worth keeping for commradery.
by Sluggish Addreall July 30, 2019