smurf batter

(noun) man jazz, ejaculate, man juice, cum, nut
amanda needed a wet nap to wipe all of kyle's, alex's, steve's, scott's, mark's, david's and tyrone's smurf batter off her face before she went to the prom.
by Sluddy 1 March 16, 2007
mugGet the smurf battermug.

slut button

thanks to jason's large and throbbing dong jenna has a swollen slut button.
by Sluddy 1 March 16, 2007
mugGet the slut buttonmug.