361 definitions by SlopNChop

Chips

A salty tasty potato crisp that goes good with any meal

Kaylee : So you and Jake had amazing sex last night!
Kiersten : Oh yes he fucked me hard and I rode him like a horse!
Steve : Hey Kiersten want some of my Chips there sour cream and onion?
Kiersten : Get lost hot dog breath!
Steve : Wow we must have a real connection how did you know I had a hot dog for lunch!
Kiersten : Do you want me to slap you!
Steve : Oh that would be great my dick needs some action!
Kiersten : GO AWAY!
Steve : Ok sorry I bothered you: Hey Chad want some Chips there sour cream and onion?

by SlopNChop August 5, 2017

Clydesdale

A strong healthy dick that can pleasure a woman like no other!

Kiersten : Oh Chad I love when you fuck the shit out of my pussy it feels so good!
Chad : Yeah all the young ladies tell me I'm built like a Clydesdale!
Kiersten : No doubt you are you have been blessed!
Chad : Oh Kiersten stop just get naked and fuck me!
Kiersten : Oh I get to ride your big strong Clydesdale YEE HAW!
Chad : Hop On!

by SlopNChop January 6, 2017

ground fuck

When a girl grinds her pussy on a guy's dick before he sticks it in and fucks her.

Chad was in the middle of a Ground Fuck with Kiersten until her dad walked in and started shootin his gun!

by SlopNChop December 4, 2016

Sasuage And Bacon

When A guy sticks his penis in a girls anus and makes her squeal like a pig!

Craig : What the heck was going on in the bathroom?
Chad : Oh me and Kiersten was makin a little Sasuage And Bacon!!!!
Craig : Oh Nice next time let me join in!
Kiersten : You Fuckin Perve!

by SlopNChop November 1, 2016