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3 definitions by Slimemold

Ninja I'd like to fuck. Mysterious, nameless phenomenon in ancient Japan where sexually repressed women would fantasize about having wild animal sex with Ninjas. The recent proliferation of ilfisms has led to its rediscovery and nilfs were finally given a proper name.
Oh, me so hoeny me fuck many, many nilf.
by Slimemold August 19, 2007
great-great-grandmother I'd like to fuck.
Man, Nana Elisa is a grgrgrilf, I'd love to snack on her snatch.
by Slimemold August 19, 2007
slang term for ant eater.
Aunt Jenny, why do they call that animal with the long nose and tounge an uncle?
by Slimemold August 19, 2007