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Tibo is Real Madrid's second hottest keeper just behind the hunk Iker Casillas. Tibo is a good keeper with amazing rizz as he took his ex-friend Kevin De Bruyne's girl.

Thibautis the only reason people like madrid and why they win.

Thibaut made with Kevin and became his boyfriend.
Gianni Infantino: Fsg do have the pic of Kevin and Thibaut Courtois kissing

Fsg: Yes my lord

Gianni Infantino: Excellent now Belgium will never win.

Gianni Infantino put the picture next to Kroos and Modric's wedding photos.
by Sleeping pets September 11, 2023
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One of Barcelona's top right backs and Xavi's covert gay boyfriend is Sergi Roberto.

Sergi is the 2nd best Barca player ever just under our glorious king Messi.

Sergi also ended Spain's dictatorship and killed Hitler. Sergi also invented sliced bread and influenced Arsen Wenger to make Arsenal.

Sergi also attended Toni Kroos and Luka Modric's wedding and even bought them gifts.
Fsg: Gianni I have the Xavi and Sergi Roberto love tape

Gianni Infantino: Excellent Spain's hope of winning the Euros is gone

Gianni puts the love tape in a box full of the videos of footballers being recorded by Gianni Infantino's goons.
by Sleeping pets September 5, 2023
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