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The creepy wheezing pervert who beats off in the corner of a room.
Person A: "Hey, did you just see that guy that left here? He was sooooo creepy!!"
Person B: "Yeah, I think he jizzumed over there in the corner."
Person C: "That's what I call a SNERT!!!"
by Slave Kitten August 10, 2005
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