Slagathor's definitions

Fagdance

To argue pointlessly with somone whose opinion you neither value nor respect and whose mind you cannot change. Often typified by juvenile insults, recourses to semantic arguments, and abject reductionism.

I'm in a huge Portal of Evil fagdance with a Freeper troll.

by Slagathor March 3, 2004

tugjob

Manual stimulation of the penis wherein a distinct base to glans uni-directional motion is utilized with the intention of causing rapid ejaculation in an emotionally non-involved manner.

That crazy ho was giving tugjobs out back of the Taco Tico.

by Slagathor September 28, 2005

neo-con

Short for Neo-Conservative.

Neo-con freepers ahoy! Load up the 12 gague with rock salt.

by Slagathor January 24, 2005

rapelationship

Noun. A business relationship characterized by one party boning the other--figuratively and financially that is--at every single opportunity. No actual sexual relationship is present.

Man, I'm in this awful rapelationship with Nick. He's completely screwing me over; what a dick!

by Slagathor September 23, 2005

big girl's blouse

British slang term for a wimpy, emasculated and weak man. In particular, one who complains immoderately.

Ya big girl's blouse! Grow a pair why don't ya.

by Slagathor September 28, 2005

condotaminated

Adjective. To describe a once nice area now crowded with tall, personalityless, glass and concrete expensive condominiums. Potentially, the slums of tomorrow.

d00d Vancouver used to be great, but now it's just condotaminated.

by Slagathor April 21, 2004

crack dance

Noun. A general description of an unusually colorful symptom of cocaine psychosis wherein the suffering party appears to be performing an elaborate choreography. Usually accompanied by crying, shaking, vomitting, and screaming.

I saw the most wicked crack dance in Junkyville yesterday.

by Slagathor April 23, 2004