Slagathor's definitions

tugjob

Manual stimulation of the penis wherein a distinct base to glans uni-directional motion is utilized with the intention of causing rapid ejaculation in an emotionally non-involved manner.

That crazy ho was giving tugjobs out back of the Taco Tico.

by Slagathor September 28, 2005

Fagdance

To argue pointlessly with somone whose opinion you neither value nor respect and whose mind you cannot change. Often typified by juvenile insults, recourses to semantic arguments, and abject reductionism.

I'm in a huge Portal of Evil fagdance with a Freeper troll.

by Slagathor March 3, 2004

party people

party people: collective noun for group of people. Sometimes used sarcastically to refer to people who under no circumstances would party, eg. drivers from MA.

Come on party people, learn to drive.

by Slagathor July 14, 2004

preppy

Overprivileged, WASPY, racist, wealthy, snobbish and shallow teenagers and young adults from New England who kid themselves that their private schools award them A grades for being smart rather than for the ungodly tuition fees paid by their affluent and somewhat retarded parents. May be found on board their sunfish, practicing asinine fencing moves or getting repeatedly pinned in the wrestling ring. A fashion unconscious clique who believe that Lilly Pulitzer and Lacoste are anything other than laughable and lame, and who one day will slide on into their Range Rovers, replete with welly-bobs, ugly scarves and wax jackets to pick up their own over-privileged spawn from Exeter or Hopkins or a host of a million other "exclusive" private schools. Most preps, unless they hide at Dartmouth, are in for a shocking awakening at University, where they universally realize that they are actually quite stupid and life is quite hard.

Homies: Yo! Let's jack that preppy fuck.

Buffy: Tad, maybe driving to Hunt's Point was a bad idea...

by Slagathor October 1, 2005

crack dance

Noun. A general description of an unusually colorful symptom of cocaine psychosis wherein the suffering party appears to be performing an elaborate choreography. Usually accompanied by crying, shaking, vomitting, and screaming.

I saw the most wicked crack dance in Junkyville yesterday.

by Slagathor April 23, 2004

PoE

Short for Portal of Evil.

You have to check out this new tentacle porn site featured on PoE.

by Slagathor April 22, 2004

big girl's blouse

British slang term for a wimpy, emasculated and weak man. In particular, one who complains immoderately.

Ya big girl's blouse! Grow a pair why don't ya.

by Slagathor September 28, 2005