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Waggies

n.
1. Any greasy food consumed;

a) at the end of a night of binge drinking esp. on an empty stomach in a typically futile attempt to prevent the onset of bed spins and jet-yaks

b) as a breakfast remedy for a hangover.

2. Mildly derisive term for any fast food restaurant.
1.Feeling ill after a night of binge drinking, I stopped for waggies on the way home, only to jet-yak poutine all over the back seat of the cab.

2. If you go to Waggies for me, I'll buy you a big mac.
by Skater McGee February 14, 2010
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v.

1. To leave one's children unattended in a public space such as a beach, park, or shopping mall for the day in order to pursue one's own illicit affairs.
With her Astronaut husband safely away exploring Uranus, and facing the overwhelming temptation to see her golden haired man-child lover again, Mrs. Jones did not hesitate to susansmith the kids and race to his awaiting embrace.
by Skater McGee February 14, 2010
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