1 definition by Sir Mikey P
When one is shitting while receiving oral sex, if said person drops a turd at the exact moment of ejaculation, then said person is then instantly time warped to a random place in time while sitting on the toilet.
DUDE, I was getting a blumpkin yesterday and you'll never believe what happened!!!!! I blew my load and next thing I knew I time traveled to the 1800's on the shitter!!!
by Sir Mikey P February 5, 2011