Sir Henry the Poopsmith
You know when you are walking through the grass barefoot and you get a funny warm sensation oozing through your toes? Yeah, that's an emmett.
It is the most terrible awful feeling in the world because seconds later you are all like "yes, the grass feels amazing between my toes, then suddenly you go, awww crap, literally".
Don't worry, I will get the baseball...awww dammmmmmit, I feel an emmett between my toes.
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