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Sir Captain of Wynn Bay's definitions

cram basket

Most likely the greatest term for vagina today. Not since the word box has the vagina seemed so much like just an object.
I'd make use of that cram basket.
by Sir Captain of Wynn Bay April 21, 2005
mugGet the cram basketmug.

whiskey bent

The way one gets after downing too much whiskey. Wild Turky or So Co will do the trick. Screaming at trees or God while muttering half words is a common characteristic.
Sorry for slapping your girlfriend and pissing on your couch, I was pretty whiskey bent last night.
mugGet the whiskey bentmug.

jam-cicle

Yet another name for the male member.
pernounced: Jam-sah-kel
Wait till she gets a load of my jam-cicle.
mugGet the jam-ciclemug.

hooker mouth

A mouth that spews nonsense or stupidity. Usually owned by some dumb trick who works in your office that gets done out by losers, and they think that gives them the right to talk about it.
"If I have to listen to that hooker mouth talk on the phone all day to her friends about getting banged out, I'll snap."
by Sir Captain of Wynn Bay April 21, 2005
mugGet the hooker mouthmug.

the wave off

The motion made when an individual draws back their arm and waves it towards someone with a flick of the wrist and typically an "ahhhh". A direct relative to the fist shake. This is performed when the individual has had enough of conversation. Can be performed by all age groups, however a senior discount card is a bonafied license to wave off
When I told him the coffee price had jumped a quarter, Old Man Stephens gave me the wave off and walked out.
mugGet the the wave offmug.

252

A double shot made with Bicardi 151 and Wild Turkey (100 proof)
If you think the 252 smells bad, wait till you taste it.
mugGet the 252mug.

toothy

To get mouthy with someone. To show tooth.
That broads gett'n awful toothy over there. If that hooker mouth shows tooth she's getting the boot.
mugGet the toothymug.

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