Simple Sam's definitions

Purplular

1.) Homosexual.

2.) The upchucked slime of infants.

1.) He's purplular alright.

2.) Oh God dude, look at all of little jimmy's purplular all over the floor! Clean it up!

by Simple Sam February 7, 2005

prone

Slang for the word porn Results on instant messenger when people are on autopilot and cannot spell.

Dude, you weren't sick, you were home dl'n prone!

by Simple Sam February 7, 2005

dude

Pronoun used to refer to a person whose name you cannot remember

Umm, whats up dude? Yeah how's your mother...?

by Simple Sam February 7, 2005

lmmffao

Laughing My Mother Fucking Ass Off. Another form of lmao and lmfao used exclusively on the internet.

Bill: Well I told him 'Your Mamma is so dumb she thinks sqaure roots are vegetables!'

Ted: LMMFAO

by Simple Sam February 7, 2005

importunate

Troublesomely urgent or persistent in requesting; pressingly entreating

Jokes form a kind of currency, such that a wise-crack from the most importunate beggar may bring instant reward.

by Simple Sam February 7, 2005