2 definitions by Simpelist Crust™

Charlie

A Samurai of the fleshlight, able to take down an entire militia with a single swipe.

“There goes our neighbor Charlie again with his fleshlight sword.”

by Simpelist Crust™ August 26, 2019

Simpel Crust™

A Simpel Crust(™) is someone who is a wannabe funny guy, who plays Minecraft half the day, and is bad at combos in everything else, and hasn't finished The Office

Person 1: Man, that Moroccan Christmas episode was.. wow!
Person 2: You JUST got past that episode?
Person 1: Yeah?
Person 2: You're such a Simpel Crust™.

by Simpelist Crust™ July 10, 2019