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17 definitions by Simon C. Dermer

 
8.
Pope Benedict's alias.
"Damn, that Gerbilzinger is involved in another scandal? Sheeeeeeeeeetttt!!"

"That's right dirty dog. One of his archbishops had their ring kissed by Vaya Con Cornholio. Looks like another gerbil got zinged."
by Simon C. Dermer April 25, 2010
 
9.
Politics based on sexual factors rather than on ideological or ethical considerations.
Venerealpolitik was the hallmark of Bill Clinton's presidency.
by Simon C. Dermer February 07, 2010
 
10.
A trancelike state, artificially induced, in which a person has a heightened suggestibility regarding the need for foot orthotics.
After visiting a soothsayer in a shopping mall kiosk, that guy won't even go scuba diving without his orthotics. Practitioners of hypnorthosis sometimes take it too far.
by Simon C. Dermer July 27, 2009
 
11.
A snap transformation to a vegetarian lifestyle informed by moral considerations. The consumption of animal products is suddenly perceived to be wrong.
After reading Peter Singer, his view of the world changed. It was a vegestalt shift.
by Simon C. Dermer July 25, 2009
 
12.
A mellifluous name that Oprah Winfrey can popularize for BJJ - Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
"How did you break your finger?"

"Fooling around in ba-jay-jay."

"Some chick snapped your finger when you had it in her va-jay-jay?"

"No idiot. Ba-jay-jay as in BJJ - brazilian jiu jitsu. But it was a chick who snapped it."
by Simon C. Dermer April 07, 2010
 
13.
A person who is considered to be both exotic and psychotic. Outside of Thailand it's typically a female.
"That Sudanese girl is quite exotic and more than a bit psychotic."

"Dude man, it's just crazy dealing with psychexotic chicks. It can get pretty messy."
by Simon C. Dermer January 29, 2010
 
14.
Gentlemanly moniker for the town of Newmarket, Ontario.
"The boys from Ireland are arriving tonite. I'd like to line up some birds for them that won't waste their time if you know what I mean. Any thoughts?"

"Sure mate, get a white panel carpeted van and do a run to Newmeatmarket. You'll be sorted in no time."
by Simon C. Dermer January 22, 2010