2 definitions by SilicaGel

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Someone, usually a girl (though may look manly) who is a shallow, self centered, self pitying bitch. They are the kind of people who believe they are loved by everyone, when the simple reality of it is that nobody likes them, nobody thinks they're funny or good looking, and nobody has any idea why people put up with him or her, including themselves. Often screams for no reason, bites people, hits people, kicks people, hates people reasonlessly for a certain amount of time, only to turn back and pretend she or he didn't do anything and "love" them again. Resmbles a rabid dog. Acts like they are not easy and skanky, even though everyone knows they are. Hated. Despised. Worthless. Has Donkey teeth and a mule laugh, which they use to get people of the opposite gender (or same gender) to think they are better people than they really are.
"Sup dude?"
"Ugh, just saw a major Keets in the R building dumpster."
"What? Really?"
"Yeah. It was really bad. I think i'm going to have nightmares."
"Sucks for you, man. At least it was properly disposed of. Keets shouldn't exsist."
"I know."
by SilicaGel May 31, 2009

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The nicest guy ever. Really sweet! Really caring and will always be there for you. Really funny and can make anyone laugh. One of the nicest people you'll ever meet.
Aw he did something sweet! He did an Andre.
by silicagel August 02, 2012

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