Noun: A female with many
unintroduced hot/fun/attractive friends
Longer Definiton: A female who has recently been introduced to one or more in your circle of guy friends
. This female either has many
in her circle or has the potential of having hot friends
. Unfortunately, this female has not yet introduced her friends
to your group. Her friends
are therefore considered eggs
that the goose
can lay, if and only if the goose
is treated properly
in the intial stages of group introduction. If someone angers, f**ks, etc the goose
too soon, she may not lay eggs
to your group. In essence, the goose
has been killed
and can not lay eggs
, ie. this girl
will remove herself and her friends
Tread Wisely: You always have to take care of the goose
never run out of eggs
and are pretty easy
to please as long as you don't f**k them. Eggs
are easliy broken
and pretty easily replace, so there is no real
need to be careful. Bottom line: Don't be a goose killer
Mike: Hey guys - check out that chick
. Probably a total goose.
Paul: Yeah - look at her friends
, we have to meet her.
Jared: Paul, just don't kill the goose till she's laid some
eggs for the rest of us.
Grant (to Rick): Ben, did you nail
at the bar last night?
(to Rick): Yeah man - how'd that go?
Rick (to group): She's a goose guys. I fed her some
grain so soon she'll lay some
eggs for us. Her and her friends
want to hang out with
all of us next weekend.