2 definitions by Shift pull crank
Alpha gams are the true picture of elegance and grace. Naturally beautiful , unparalleled GPA’s, and a level of class that you must be born with. Every guy wants to date them and for good reason. They call always remain top tier because of highly selective nature.
by Shift pull crank December 30, 2017
Predominantly white, city with extreme rural vibes in southwestern Ontario. Rumour has it guelph has an overwhelming manure odour...everywhere. The type of place where if you didn’t play hockey and have flow you were probably a loser in highschool, and if you did you probably say #guelphforever. Surprisingly produces a lot of hot girls. Yeehaw... see u mediocre ass wipes at boots and hearts.
Toronto Guy #1: That girl has the nicest ass, watch me give her rinse tn
Toronto Guy #2: don’t waste your time man, unless you play jr.B Hockey , are her cousin, or regular franks shes not interested. She’s from .... Guelph.
Toronto Guy #2: don’t waste your time man, unless you play jr.B Hockey , are her cousin, or regular franks shes not interested. She’s from .... Guelph.
by Shift pull crank November 7, 2017