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Shit hands occures when a public restroom is all out of toilet paper. A similar incident known as "shit cat" occures in the home.
Karl: Man, what's that smell?
Janet: Well, the bathroom was fresh out of T.P., so now i have shit hands.
Karl: It happens. Fuck.
by Shawn F August 25, 2006