195 definitions by Shawn B.

Fruit Roll Up

Flavored plastic sheets rolled up in silver plastic wrappers. enjoyed by flabby, overweight pre-teens everywhere.

I hate Fruit Roll Ups because they stick to my back teeth and then I have to taste them for even longer than I want to....

by Shawn B. April 30, 2003

back humper

A person who just follows you around all day, being a pest. They always get mad when you tell them to get lost.

Lil Kurt

by Shawn B. October 17, 2003

cypress hill

REAL rap/hip-hop, much unlike the waterd-down BS produced by many 'musicians'/'artists' today.

ditto

by Shawn B. September 9, 2003

Wall-humper

Someone who humps walls

Lil Kurt is a wall-humper.

by Shawn B. May 7, 2003

balloon knot

Tiny ponytail frequently seen on girls with very short hair.

LaWieasha was hating on Mercedes because
she wishes she had long pretty hair instead of a nappy balloon knot.

by Shawn B. April 15, 2003

The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet

When you try to pet a Blue (or any other type) Parakeet and it tries to bite/peck you. First, the parakeet opens its beak; then, it follows your finger around; and lastly, it lunges for you. This act gets its name from the inebriated appearance of the bird. (swaying from side to side)

Frenchie performs The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet every night for free.

by Shawn B. October 3, 2003

Gumjob

A repair done with nothing but a wad of chewing gum or bubble gum

A- Oh, no! I broke my mother's priceless Ming Vase! She's gonna kill me!
B- *spits out a big blob of Trident* Make way, for I must perform a gumjob.
*Fixes vase while A watches, dumbfounded*
A- Wow, that was awesome! She'll never be able to tell I broke it! Thanks!
B-Don't thank me, thank the gumjob...

by Shawn B. August 2, 2003