3 definitions by Shaun Taylor!

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When your loved one gracefully takes your balls in her mouth while hand stroking your jimmy at the precise moment of making a love puddle...
It's Father's Day and you know what that means; The Roman Candle
by Shaun Taylor! June 04, 2009

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When your lady want's to know something and you don't want to tell her until you get the Pinch and Roll (see definition) you say I am sorry I cannot remember because I have Ballzheimer's.

She will take the cue and you will get Pinch and Roll whilst telling her some made up story that will keep her going for an hour.
Man: Something very interesting happened today, you wouldn't believe it.
Lady: What?
Man: I can't quite remember I seem to be suffering from Ballzheimer's.
Lady: OK unzip your pants and tell me...
by Shaun Taylor! August 20, 2009

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when you can see pretty much everything but-her-nipple.
Did you see that girl's butter nipple? Her shirt was undone so far you could see everything but her nipple.
by Shaun Taylor! December 18, 2009

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