28 definitions by Shapeless

JAFO

This guy was acting all big, so I said "why don't you JAFO!". He got the message...

by Shapeless May 20, 2019

In the same way as "selfie", an "arsie" is when you take a photo of your own butt.

Hey - that big mirror on your wall lets me get a great arsie!

by Shapeless February 15, 2014

You are such an awkward fuckpig that ITCHY, Asshole!

by Shapeless April 28, 2021

My colleague was so dull. I said "Dude, you really need to motilise yourself"

by Shapeless May 23, 2019

You know... That girl... It';s TTDTRT.

by Shapeless March 8, 2019

Snakebite made with 0%alcohol lager and 0% alcohol cider.

Hey man, ,just made myself a snakegnaw. Tastes great! You can have it all night without falling over and none of the vomiting at the end!

by Shapeless December 23, 2020

You're whingeing sylum-seeker, and don't like your acccommodtion? Then FOSET!

by Shapeless August 15, 2023