1 definition by Sex Object

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it's like 'humph,' but to a greater extreme. Is used by pioneers of emotion who cannot settle for the limitations of current language. "Humpj" is equal to "HUMPH!!!!!!!!!" but with fewer letters and a more badass spelling. Only cool people say "humpj"- so one must EARN the right to use it. No posers, please
Steven: i should find something to eat. im thinkin macaroni and soy cheese
Blaire: ugh you're killin' me! "soy milk" and it's elated products are NOT milk. they are lousy you disgust me. HUMPJ
by Sex Object May 22, 2007

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