Advent Children

Advent Children is a movie based on the popular game Final Fantasy VII. Truth be told, this movie sucked, but good luck getting any Final Fantasy junkie to admit that. As we all know, Final Fantasy VII was a great(albeit overrated)game. Square knew this as well, and so, this movie was made. The story is a poor excuse to have the two most popular emo characeters from the Final Fantasy series get into a huge epic fight. But the story didn't matter to the fans, they just creamed their pants as soon as Cloud and Sephiroth pulled out their giant swords and started swinging.

Final Fantasy Fanboy "Hey Set! Wasn't Advent Children a great movie!?!"

Set "Sure it was. If by great you mean: A poor story, a poor script, poor voice acting, and a bunch of cell phones. But i guess all that's ok, because the two emos had a big, overblown fight scene."

by Set Abominae March 15, 2007

Bush

Currently the President of the United States. He is hands down the worst president of modern times, and is a disgrace to the image of America everywhere. He was reelected in 2004, due to all the Rednecks and Christan right assholes supporting him. George Bush's reelection is proof of the declining level of intelligence among Americans.

Set "George Bush has made it clear that he is the decider. Yes, i know. We are all fucked."

by Set Abominae March 15, 2007

Final Fantasy 7

Final Fantasy 7 is one of the most overrated games of all time. While overrated, Final Fantasy 7 is an extremely solid RPG, however, the fan base has made the game out to be FAR MORE than it actually is.

Also see: Dragonforce

This game follows the Adventures of a couple of kids as they set out to take down a evil corporation as well as a very Emo main villain. This game got so many stupid fanboys to have organisms, that a movie was made by Square called Advent Children. This movie, as you can probably guess, is also extremely overrated, the difference is that the movie isn't even any good.

Set "I played some Final Fantasy 7 last night, and it was a very enjoyable game i must say."

FF junkie "WTF are you talkin' bout dude!?! IT'S DA BEST GAME EVAR!!"

Set "Jesus man! Don't blow your fucking load over it!!"

by Set Abominae March 20, 2007

Matt Barlow

Matt Barlow is the former Iced Earth lead vocalist. He has the best metal voice known to man, and is probably the main reason why the band kicked so much ass. He left after the events on 9/11 to peruse a career as a law enforcement officer. The fans of Iced Earth were extremely saddened by his departure, but support his decision to do whatever he wants with his life. Iced Earth currently has Tim "Ripper" Owens on vocals. Owens is not quite as good as Barlow was, but is still a solid vocalist.

Set "Did you know that the voice of Jesus sounds very similar to that of Matt Barlow's voice. The only difference is that Jesus's voice isn't as cool."

by Set Abominae March 15, 2007

Tidus

Tidus is the retarded main character of Square's 2001 RPG Final Fantasy X. To put it simply, Tidus is the beginning of the downward spiral of Square's character Design. He looks like a bitch, he walks like a bitch, he whines like a bitch, he sounds like a bitch, the list goes on and on, but i think you get the picture. I am well aware that his name is pronounced Tee-dos, but i refuse to call him that, because that makes him sound like EVEN MORE of a bitch.

Set "Tidus is considered to be the beginning of Squares failure to create decent characters in their games."

by Set Abominae March 15, 2007

Kataklysm

Kataklysm, is a fucking awesome Death Metal band from Canada. Their recent albums have kicked more ass than Chuck Norris. Shadows and Dust, Serenity in Fire, and In the Arms of Devastation are awesome albums that any TRUE metal fan should take a look at.

Poser Metal fan "Dood! Liek, what's Kataklysm? Are they as brutal as Slipknot?"

Set "Slipknot couldn't hold a god damn candle to the greatness of this band. GTFO and go buy In the Arms of Devastation."

by Set Abominae March 15, 2007

alive in athens

Alive in Athens is arguably the greatest live album ever recorded. This fantastic album proves that Matt Barlow truly has one of the best voices in metal ever. If you don't own this album, get out to the store and buy it.

Set "Iced Earth rules. Alive in Athens is a fantastic album."

by Set Abominae July 23, 2007