An outrageous sexual act in which
a man ejaculates onto a bowl
of white rice. The female in this particular scenario then consumes
of rice. Note the "Left-Hand" part of the title, which
implies that the man is a right-handed self-fornicator using his least dominant hand.
Wilhelm: "Well, good day, Bentley, did you consummate with your
Bentley: "But of course, my dear Wilhelm. I finally got the unique opportunity to demonstrate
the Left-Hand Suzuki Method to her. It was an experience I shan't soon forget."