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Aled

Named after a light-emitting diode (LED). This baby's name is given by parents, who after witnessing the birth of their child, had considerable lower aspirations for him compared to the time he was conceived. The realisation that his ability to "shine" will be short lived and need replacing within 5 years is the inspiration behind this gem. Aled likes to dress in feminine clothing and collect paperclips when visiting old people's homes. He is a believer of believing but will categorically not believe anything he believes. He's a very special lady.

Doctor: What will you name your beautiful girl? I mean son! *giggles*
Parent 1: Geez... uhh... Pff... Spanner?... Flannel?... Dip...
Doctor: Can I stop you there, sorry. It might be worth thinking about his.. best feature *bursts out laughing*
Both parents: ALED!

by Serenely Glad March 28, 2019