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This is the intro to "Fuck This Shit". For as you may know, Fuck This Shit (See Fuck This Shit or FTS), is a commonly used phrase over the internet for when someone gets mad or needs to blow off steam or ragequits from their fav game or website or even in a scared-but-need-to-look-cool kind of way. Even can be done in the workplace! (Betcha didn't know that one, huh?) It shall be explained how to be done in this definition... "Fuck This Shit 101". Remember: Blind anger is your friend. :)
Some examples of Fuck this Shit 101 in perfect step-by-step procedure.

1. *If in Class or work*
Get up in blind anger (Knocking down your chair is a must), Flip your desk (if chair is attached, step out of said desk and do it from the side), and yell it out with ferocity, "FUCK THIS SHIT". Can also be done from saying it -> Getting up -> Flipping desk

2. *If playing a game*

In anger, as hard as you can, throw your controller at the wall or nearest solid object and proceed to yell. Make sure "Fuck this shit" is included.

3. *Scared, but cool manner*

Play off fear or even get into the feeling of your words, Turn to the side a bit, hide your fear and say, "Oh no, Fuck that shit"

4. *Website*

Blind anger, yet again is a key factor, then click the X butto--actually fuck that shit. Manual shutdown the fucking computer and walk away. Fuck turning off the monitor.
by Sephirion/Taeron November 12, 2010

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Can be truly meant to capture the heart of a female if truly meant by a male or vice versa.
OR...
To entrap a female by a male if it isn't meant, but would seem so and vice versa.
AND...
The same amount of letters as BULLSHIT.

Mainly overused by teenagers who think they know what love is, or over-commonly found in poetry.
1. *8 month relationship*
Guy: I love you
Girl: I love you too.
*Gets on one knee*
Guy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Yes!

2. (Flowchart still applies to either gender. Face it, you both can do it)

A: Asshole tries to build feelings.

*Did it work? *YES -> Go to B. NO -> repeat A*

B: Asshole plays with feelings.

*Did it work? YES -> Proceed to C or Repeat A or B some more. NO -> You fucked up.*

C: Get into their pants. (FINALLY)

*Did it work? YES -> Good job at being a dick or a player. Proceed or continue to do this while laying low or cheating with a next girl. NO -> You fucked up. Start over*

D: Break up with them.

*Did it work? No fucking comment. If you don't get this, you're an idiot. Hope you feel proud when you seem like a complete asshole/douchebag/(Insert other insult here)*
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The feeling you get after being on hiatus from being artistic and you have the sudden urge to write a lot of stuff that would feel like sex to your brain and your hands. Varies from person to person.(art, drama, music, creative writing, etc.)

Self-created to describe my feeling of my outburst of poetry.
Guy 1: So... Wrote anything new today?

Guy 2: I just got an artist's bloom. I'm gonna go home.

*Guy 2 goes on Tumblr and Twitter and posts as soon as he gets home*

Next day....

Guy 1: Holy crap! How'd you get so many followers?! It's like your hands jizzed out awesome onto your pages.

Guy 2: That's exactly what happened.
by Sephirion/Taeron April 24, 2011

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An acronym for Fuck This Shit 101.
Guy 1: Wow, dude you're butthurt.
Guy 2: Fuck this shit, and fuck you! *Flips Desk*
Guy 1: Wow, someone knows how to look strong. (Sarcasm)
Guy 2: Fuck yes, from the prof/teacher himself, I learned FTS 101.
Guy 1: What the fuck is that?
Guy 2: Figure it out your own damn self. (-_J-)
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CFW
Literally meaning Custom Firmware. The process is mainly created using A Magic Memory Stick (MMS), modded firmware found anywhere using Google, and last but not least, a Pandora Battery. Come on, lets face it. It's the REAL reason we bought a PSP for. No one buys games anymore for the damn handheld. Surprisingly we got the Nintendo Wii too. Good job. >:)
1.

Kid #1:Hey how the hell do you play so many games off one Disc?!

Kid #2: It's called CFW, noob. Should learn to hack your PSP.

Kid #1: Can't you do it?

Kid #2: Hahaha, good fucking luck making me.
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