Semiuseful Magazine's definitions

CEO-ment

When upper management makes a breathtakingly stupid spur-of-the-moment request or decision.

It was a true CEO-ment when my boss asked to see the pixels on our new logo.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 21, 2008

Tuxspeedo

A suit that's way too tight.

The groomsman looked ridiculous in his Tuxspeedo.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 11, 2008

bipoller

Voter who selects mixed parties on a ballot.

Younger voters tend to be bipoller.

by Semiuseful Magazine January 27, 2009

iWhatever

Whatever new Apple gadget people just HAVE to have.

Steve Jobs announced the launch of their new iWhatever.

by Semiuseful Magazine January 27, 2009

pity pint

When people buy you drink/s out of sympathy.

My coworkers took me out for pity pints after I got laid off.

by Semiuseful Magazine March 11, 2009

plankles

The foot-to-ankle swelling effect during a long flight.

I couldn't fit my shoes back on over my plankles after the transatlantic flight.

by Semiuseful Magazine June 29, 2009

Scrubble

Describes facial hair halfway between stubble and a beard.

After several weeks of not shaving, he had achieved nice scrubble.

by Semiuseful Magazine December 9, 2008