Semiuseful Magazine's definitions

bipoller

Voter who selects mixed parties on a ballot.

Younger voters tend to be bipoller.

by Semiuseful Magazine January 27, 2009

plog

Plugging a blog.

The newspaper plog increased my site traffic.

by Semiuseful Magazine October 14, 2008

Twizzpagne

Champagne with a Rainbow Twizzler straw.

We toasted with Twizzpagne.

by Semiuseful Magazine June 24, 2008

CEO-ment

When upper management makes a breathtakingly stupid spur-of-the-moment request or decision.

It was a true CEO-ment when my boss asked to see the pixels on our new logo.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 21, 2008

Tuxspeedo

A suit that's way too tight.

The groomsman looked ridiculous in his Tuxspeedo.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 11, 2008

pity pint

When people buy you drink/s out of sympathy.

My coworkers took me out for pity pints after I got laid off.

by Semiuseful Magazine March 11, 2009

iWhatever

Whatever new Apple gadget people just HAVE to have.

Steve Jobs announced the launch of their new iWhatever.

by Semiuseful Magazine January 27, 2009