Semiuseful Magazine's definitions

sandboxing

Childhood skirmishes.

The students were kept after school for sandboxing at recess.

by Semiuseful Magazine October 15, 2008

bipoller

Voter who selects mixed parties on a ballot.

Younger voters tend to be bipoller.

by Semiuseful Magazine March 21, 2009

fussmuppet

One who is comically fussy, finnicky, nitpicky, etc.

My grandmother is a fussmuppet about table manners.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 19, 2008

Encyclopedia Blackout Brown

Piecing together previous night's events by studying the information + time stamps contained in texts, voicemails, photos and Facebook then interviewing witnesses as needed.

After waking up with no recollection of what transpired after 8 p.m. last night, I spent the morning playing Encyclopedia Blackout Brown.

by Semiuseful Magazine July 11, 2009

Twizzpagne

Champagne with a Rainbow Twizzler straw.

We toasted with Twizzpagne.

by Semiuseful Magazine June 24, 2008

plog

Plugging a blog.

The newspaper plog increased my site traffic.

by Semiuseful Magazine October 14, 2008

cornflake

Someone who sucks at cornhole.

The only reason we lost the tournament is because my partner was a cornflake.

by Semiuseful Magazine July 24, 2009