Semiuseful Magazine's definitions

199never

An alliterative way of saying something was never cool.

Fanny packs were cool in 199never.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 7, 2008

bipoller

Voter who selects mixed parties on a ballot.

Younger voters tend to be bipoller.

by Semiuseful Magazine January 27, 2009

Encyclopedia Blackout Brown

Piecing together previous night's events by studying the information + time stamps contained in texts, voicemails, photos and Facebook then interviewing witnesses as needed.

After waking up with no recollection of what transpired after 8 p.m. last night, I spent the morning playing Encyclopedia Blackout Brown.

by Semiuseful Magazine July 11, 2009

plog

Plugging a blog.

The newspaper plog increased my site traffic.

by Semiuseful Magazine October 14, 2008

Twizzpagne

Champagne with a Rainbow Twizzler straw.

We toasted with Twizzpagne.

by Semiuseful Magazine June 24, 2008

McWindfall

When McDonald's accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget.

I counted up my six-piece chicken nuggets and discovered a McWindfall.

by Semiuseful Magazine October 11, 2008

fussmuppet

One who is comically fussy, finnicky, nitpicky, etc.

My grandmother is a fussmuppet about table manners.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 19, 2008