Semiuseful Magazine's definitions

cornflake

Someone who sucks at cornhole.

The only reason we lost the tournament is because my partner was a cornflake.

by Semiuseful Magazine July 24, 2009

199never

An alliterative way of saying something was never cool.

Fanny packs were cool in 199never.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 7, 2008

pity pint

When people buy you drink/s out of sympathy.

My coworkers took me out for pity pints after I got laid off.

by Semiuseful Magazine March 11, 2009

iWhatever

Whatever new Apple gadget people just HAVE to have.

Steve Jobs announced the launch of their new iWhatever.

by Semiuseful Magazine January 27, 2009

bipoller

Voter who selects mixed parties on a ballot.

Younger voters tend to be bipoller.

by Semiuseful Magazine January 27, 2009

pukesicle

Vomit that's frozen.

There were several pukesicles in my front yard after New Year's.

by Semiuseful Magazine January 2, 2009

fussmuppet

One who is comically fussy, finnicky, nitpicky, etc.

My grandmother is a fussmuppet about table manners.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 19, 2008