technocenturion

One who knows how to use technology but has already fallen out of touch with its many advances.

Even though she was a recent college graduate, the high school intern was already making her feel like a technocenturion.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 22, 2008

cornflake

Someone who sucks at cornhole.

The only reason we lost the tournament is because my partner was a cornflake.

by Semiuseful Magazine July 24, 2009

Champizzle

Champagne with a Rainbow Twizzler straw.

We toasted with Champizzle.

by Semiuseful Magazine July 11, 2008

bi-party line

Voting for a different presidential candidate than the rest of your party line.

This election, more voters swung bi-party line.

by Semiuseful Magazine November 06, 2008

fussmuppet

One who is comically fussy, finnicky, nitpicky, etc.

My grandmother is a fussmuppet about table manners.

by Semiuseful Magazine July 24, 2008

pukesicle

Vomit that's frozen.

There were several pukesicles in my front yard after New Year's.

by Semiuseful Magazine January 02, 2009

bipoller

Voter who selects mixed parties on a ballot.

Younger voters tend to be bipoller.

by Semiuseful Magazine January 27, 2009