Semiuseful Magazine's definitions

cornflake

Someone who sucks at cornhole.

The only reason we lost the tournament is because my partner was a cornflake.

by Semiuseful Magazine July 24, 2009

199never

An alliterative way of saying something was never cool.

Fanny packs were cool in 199never.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 7, 2008

bipoller

Voter who selects mixed parties on a ballot.

Younger voters tend to be bipoller.

by Semiuseful Magazine January 27, 2009

plankles

The foot-to-ankle swelling effect during a long flight.

I couldn't fit my shoes back on over my plankles after the transatlantic flight.

by Semiuseful Magazine June 29, 2009

Twizzpagne

Champagne with a Rainbow Twizzler straw.

We toasted with Twizzpagne.

by Semiuseful Magazine June 24, 2008

bipoller

Voter who selects mixed parties on a ballot.

Younger voters tend to be bipoller.

by Semiuseful Magazine March 21, 2009

pukesicle

Vomit that's frozen.

There were several pukesicles in my front yard after New Year's.

by Semiuseful Magazine January 2, 2009