Semiuseful Magazine's definitions

cornflake

Someone who sucks at cornhole.

The only reason we lost the tournament is because my partner was a cornflake.

by Semiuseful Magazine July 24, 2009

plankles

The foot-to-ankle swelling effect during a long flight.

I couldn't fit my shoes back on over my plankles after the transatlantic flight.

by Semiuseful Magazine June 29, 2009

planekles

The foot-to-ankle swelling during a long flight.

I couldn't pull my shoes back on over my planekles after the transatlantic flight.

by Semiuseful Magazine June 29, 2009

Encyclopedia Blackout Brown

Piecing together previous night's events by studying the information + time stamps contained in texts, voicemails, photos and Facebook then interviewing witnesses as needed.

After waking up with no recollection of what transpired after 8 p.m. last night, I spent the morning playing Encyclopedia Blackout Brown.

by Semiuseful Magazine July 11, 2009

shower cap

The hat you wear to go out when you didn't shower.

I always throw on a shower cap to cover my hair when I didn't bathe.

by Semiuseful Magazine September 7, 2009

pity pint

When people buy you drink/s out of sympathy.

My coworkers took me out for pity pints after I got laid off.

by Semiuseful Magazine March 11, 2009

Anticlimagical

A hybrid of anticlimactic and magical; means a complete let-down.

Prom was the most anticlimagical night of my life.

by Semiuseful Magazine June 18, 2008