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CEO-ment

When upper management makes a breathtakingly stupid spur-of-the-moment request or decision.
It was a true CEO-ment when my boss asked to see the pixels on our new logo.
by Semiuseful Magazine August 21, 2008
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Tuxspeedo

A suit that's way too tight.
The groomsman looked ridiculous in his Tuxspeedo.
by Semiuseful Magazine August 11, 2008
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bipoller

Voter who selects mixed parties on a ballot.
Younger voters tend to be bipoller.
by Semiuseful Magazine January 27, 2009
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iWhatever

Whatever new Apple gadget people just HAVE to have.
Steve Jobs announced the launch of their new iWhatever.
by Semiuseful Magazine January 27, 2009
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pity pint

When people buy you drink/s out of sympathy.
My coworkers took me out for pity pints after I got laid off.
by Semiuseful Magazine March 11, 2009
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plankles

The foot-to-ankle swelling effect during a long flight.
I couldn't fit my shoes back on over my plankles after the transatlantic flight.
by Semiuseful Magazine June 29, 2009
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Scrubble

Describes facial hair halfway between stubble and a beard.
After several weeks of not shaving, he had achieved nice scrubble.
by Semiuseful Magazine December 9, 2008
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