Semiuseful Magazine's definitions

CEO-ment

When upper management makes a breathtakingly stupid spur-of-the-moment request or decision.

It was a true CEO-ment when my boss asked to see the pixels on our new logo.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 21, 2008

Tuxspeedo

A suit that's way too tight.

The groomsman looked ridiculous in his Tuxspeedo.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 11, 2008

plankles

The foot-to-ankle swelling effect during a long flight.

I couldn't fit my shoes back on over my plankles after the transatlantic flight.

by Semiuseful Magazine June 29, 2009

bipoller

Voter who selects mixed parties on a ballot.

Younger voters tend to be bipoller.

by Semiuseful Magazine March 21, 2009

fussmuppet

One who is comically fussy, finnicky, nitpicky, etc.

My grandmother is a fussmuppet about table manners.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 19, 2008

pukesicle

Vomit that's frozen.

There were several pukesicles in my front yard after New Year's.

by Semiuseful Magazine January 2, 2009

planekles

The foot-to-ankle swelling during a long flight.

I couldn't pull my shoes back on over my planekles after the transatlantic flight.

by Semiuseful Magazine June 29, 2009