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Sebastian

Anyone with this named is considered gorgeous. Like Greek God gorgeous. Hotter then the sun. Blessed by the Abercombie Gods. If you have this name, never buy a stove, you can just cook everything on yourself. Seriously. Your that hott. If you don't know a Sebastian Grimberg, that sucks. You have not lived. Look at him, then look at Taylor Lautner. Taylor Lautner doesn't seem so hott now, does he? No. He does not. If this is your name, you probably don't look very good in pictures. Not that thats a bad thing (well it sucks for the ton of facebook stalkers you have) The reason you are not a very good picture taker is your just too gorgeous to capture it all on camera. Which sucks some major *butt. Seriously. Well for your stalkers it does. And yes, you do have facebook stalkers. (Update your Security Boy!) Seriously... Well actually don't. No. Your stalkers will be mad. We gotta get our daily dose of Sebastian! :)

Ex 1:
Olivia: Look! Its the sun! I didn't know it could come out at night!

Cassie: Oh my god, it is! Its hotter then usual!
Olivia: I know! How strange!
Jessica: Thats not the sun! THATS SEBASTIAN!
Ex 2:
Sara: Ava, My stove broike & I can't bake my cookies!
Avery: Oh thats okay, just bake them on Sebastian.

by Sebastian Stalker May 29, 2011