A man of questionable sexual orientation that resides within the town of Prior Lake, Minnesota. They usually only exhibit their repressed homosexual urges while under the effects of alcohol. You can generally find them singing country songs at the local karaoke establishment.
Homosexual #1: "I totally got banged by JP last night."
Homosexual #2: "He isn't gay, he has a kid doesn't he?"
Homosexual #1: "Well yeah, but he's Prior Lake Straight."