Definitions by Sean Connery

Voice dick 

A voice dick is a voice so sexy it can make you cum.

Morgan freeman had got one huge voice dick, I came three times last night.

Voice dick by Sean Connery December 27, 2020

@$$hole 

an @$$hole is a reference to someone who is intentionally acting like an asshole online. Some common traits to @$$holes are extreme hubris and stating things that are obviously offensive.

"Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces. I'm an @$$hole" -Denis Leary

@$$hole by Sean Connery July 10, 2006

AOL 

AOL: America Online - It's worth about as much as the twist ties that come with you 90 cent value pack of garbage bags.
AOL: Garbage
AOL: The sharp edge on a newley opened can lid.
AOL: The fish guts that have been on your door step since last august.
AOL: The bag of chips that take forever to open
AOL: Your uncles wooden LAG
AOL: An acronym often used in boot camps to make kids behave

Husband: "Hey Honey! A new AOL CD just came in the mail!"
Wife: "Does it have anthrax on it?"
Husband: "I Don't think so"
Wife: "Throw it in that big pile where our pool used to be with the rest of the minature frisbies"

AOL by Sean Connery April 18, 2005

penis mightier 

Gussy it up however you want, Trebek, what matters is does it work?

Wait, wait, are you selling Penis Mightiers?

penis mightier by Sean Connery August 31, 2003

fat ass

Someone who is extremely proud of their laziness and should be worshipped for their ability to avoid burning calories.

"Shanotgettinit!" Shouted the fatass when the knock came on the door.

fat ass by Sean Connery February 26, 2003

kill yourself 

What you need to do

Kill yourself

kill yourself by Sean Connery February 26, 2003

Petroxion 

hey, jackass, it's called a fucking boomilever, not boom lever. You really are a cunt

Petroxion is about to rip Coot's head off

Petroxion by Sean Connery February 26, 2003