Sean Brian Kirby's definitions

pedophile priest

A misnomer. What is being called "pedophilia" among the priest community is actually agressive homosexual behavior, as those being victimised are not children (male and female); rather, they are pubescent boys.

The pedophile priest was, in actuality, a gay rapist.

by Sean Brian Kirby February 13, 2004

A320

A French-made aircraft that is competent, but French-made. Boeing wannabe.

Sacré bleu - un A320 ? Où est le Boeing ?

by Sean Brian Kirby March 15, 2005

Poontang

The President of Russia.

My Bulgarian buddy always laughs whenever he hears Vladimir Poontang's name.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 10, 2005

katerichka

Bulgarian for, "squirrel". They use it as we use, "beaver".

My friends laughed when I told them we call it a, "bober". And then I found out they call it, "katerichka".

by Sean Brian Kirby March 9, 2008

sploik

The sound jizz makes as it shoots out the end of your tugging, pulsing, turgid rod.

Thrust, thrust, half-thrust, half-thrust, fast-thrust, faster-thrust, fasthrustfasthrustfasthrustfasthrust, half, half - SPLOIK!

by Sean Brian Kirby December 28, 2005

smoker

An incredibly hot woman.

Most every woman in Bulgaria is a smoker.

by Sean Brian Kirby July 16, 2005

Holy Shittin' Jesus

What my Jewish grandmother used to say. Like, when she was sewing.

"Holy Shittin' Jesus - I just dropped another button!"

by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005