Sean Brian Kirby's definitions

Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ

Used - to great effect - by the boss in 'Team America - World Police.'

(Michael Moore enters)

"Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ!!!!"

(Ham flies everywhere)

by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005

Soixante neuf

French for sixty nine.

To demonstrate how poorly I counted in Froggish, I said, "Un, deux, trois, cinq, soixante neuf," and she gasped.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 30, 2004

Creeping Death

1 : A song about Passover. 2 : A Metallica song, c.1984. 3 : A song among the greatest Metal-tunes of all time. 4 : The angel of death.

Oh holy shucks - Creeping Death is playing on 98Rock!

by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003

Turska chekia

Literally, "Turkish handjob." The Bulgarian way of saying "titty-fucking."

Malki tsitsi - nyama Turska chekia.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 6, 2005

torpedo tits

A set of breasts that jut forward, in an inviting fashion, akin to the shape of a torpedo.

Wow, that girl has torpedo tits!

by Sean Brian Kirby June 3, 2003

skis

See skeeze, skeaze.

He kept calling me "skis," so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, but I couldn't find it. Now where's that guy with the skinny dick attached to the big wallet?

by Sean Brian Kirby December 28, 2005

rice rocket

My belovéd (late) 1978 Kawasaki KZ400.

When my Texan friend saw me and my bike coming, he'd cry out, "Rice Rocket!"

by Sean Brian Kirby June 12, 2003