Sean Brian Kirby's definitions

katerichka

Bulgarian for, "squirrel". They use it as we use, "beaver".

My friends laughed when I told them we call it a, "bober". And then I found out they call it, "katerichka".

by Sean Brian Kirby March 9, 2008

sploik

The sound jizz makes as it shoots out the end of your tugging, pulsing, turgid rod.

Thrust, thrust, half-thrust, half-thrust, fast-thrust, faster-thrust, fasthrustfasthrustfasthrustfasthrust, half, half - SPLOIK!

by Sean Brian Kirby December 28, 2005

pedophile priest

A misnomer. What is being called "pedophilia" among the priest community is actually agressive homosexual behavior, as those being victimised are not children (male and female); rather, they are pubescent boys.

The pedophile priest was, in actuality, a gay rapist.

by Sean Brian Kirby February 13, 2004

goliama shibena kutchka

Bulgarian for, "Big Fucking Bitch."

Moya goliama shibena kutchka chte doide.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 6, 2005

skis

See skeeze, skeaze.

He kept calling me "skis," so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, but I couldn't find it. Now where's that guy with the skinny dick attached to the big wallet?

by Sean Brian Kirby December 28, 2005

cock

1. Slang for the male member. Usually on the big side, as opposed to a "ding-ding." 2. What old black men call pussy. 3. To rack a slide or pull back a hammer. 4. A rooster.

1. Mine is a fat cock.
2. Boy, you need to get you some cock!
3. Cock the gun and fire at will.
4. She has a big, pretty white cock on the other side of the barn.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 31, 2004

flipping

A term that thoroughbred jockeys use to describe the process by which they keep their weight down by sticking a finger in the back of their throat and regurgitating.

Jerry was always so weak from all that flipping he did.

by Sean Brian Kirby December 28, 2005