Sean Brian Kirby's definitions

goliama shibena kutchka

Bulgarian for, "Big Fucking Bitch."

Moya goliama shibena kutchka chte doide.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 6, 2005

pedophile priest

A misnomer. What is being called "pedophilia" among the priest community is actually agressive homosexual behavior, as those being victimised are not children (male and female); rather, they are pubescent boys.

The pedophile priest was, in actuality, a gay rapist.

by Sean Brian Kirby February 13, 2004

skis

See skeeze, skeaze.

He kept calling me "skis," so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, but I couldn't find it. Now where's that guy with the skinny dick attached to the big wallet?

by Sean Brian Kirby December 28, 2005

smoker

An incredibly hot woman.

Most every woman in Bulgaria is a smoker.

by Sean Brian Kirby July 16, 2005

Holy Shittin' Jesus

What my Jewish grandmother used to say. Like, when she was sewing.

"Holy Shittin' Jesus - I just dropped another button!"

by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005

scale slut

Someone who will build a model of any scale, as opposed to those who will only build 1:72 aircraft (versus 1:48), or only 1:24 scale cars, et cetera.

Ira Campbell is a scale slut, and so am I. Hell, I have the 1:32 Tamiya Zero, their 1:20 F2001, the 1:48 Roden SE.5A, and Trumpeter's 1:350 Liberty all in the same pile.

by Sean Brian Kirby December 28, 2005

pushing the beans

Euphemistically, female masturbation.

He had her so frustrated after licking her neck 'cause he was too shy to kiss her, she had to go home and push the beans.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 20, 2004