Sean Brian Kirby's definitions

scale slut

Someone who will build a model of any scale, as opposed to those who will only build 1:72 aircraft (versus 1:48), or only 1:24 scale cars, et cetera.

Ira Campbell is a scale slut, and so am I. Hell, I have the 1:32 Tamiya Zero, their 1:20 F2001, the 1:48 Roden SE.5A, and Trumpeter's 1:350 Liberty all in the same pile.

by Sean Brian Kirby December 28, 2005

smoker

An incredibly hot woman.

Most every woman in Bulgaria is a smoker.

by Sean Brian Kirby July 16, 2005

Holy Shittin' Jesus

What my Jewish grandmother used to say. Like, when she was sewing.

"Holy Shittin' Jesus - I just dropped another button!"

by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005

doggie

To have sex with a girl who's on all fours.

She had the greatest ass; I could have doggied with her all day long.

by Sean Brian Kirby May 3, 2005

cutty

The bruvas be callin' each otha' "cutey," and it come out "cutty."

"(I'd like to pound that ass...) Yo, whudup, cutty?"

by Sean Brian Kirby October 30, 2004

Absurdistan

Your current locale/country when something completely ridiculous happens.

Here in Asburdistan, the State-boys pull over those who "speed" while ignoring those who hog the passing-lane, exhibiting their longest fingers.

by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003

snooty

Snobbish, stuck-up.

That snooty bitch just looked askance at me!

by Sean Brian Kirby February 13, 2004