(noun) Any dog that can catch a frisbee or jump more than one and a half times its own height. These athletic feats of agility distinguish certain dogs as ninjas instead of regular shit factories.
The deuce ninja jumped the fence again chasing the mailman.
(noun) A telephone found next to the toilet in hotel bathrooms.
Daphers! I told you never to call me on the dignitary, I'm trying to drop a deuce
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