Scarlett.007's definitions

pickle breath

A really frowsty morning breath caused by a night drinking cheap vinegary wine. Mostly comes accompanied wwith a white slimy tongue and some green unidentifiable bits stuck between the teeth.

I leaned over to give my new lover a kiss in the morning, but my false eyelashes melted when he breathed his repulsive pickle breath on me!

by Scarlett.007 January 8, 2009

laughter interruptus

When the act of sexual intercourse is interrupted by the laughter of one or both participants.

"How do you expect me to keep it up when you keep making all those ridiculous jokes? I've got the worst case of laughter interruptus I've ever suffered."

by Scarlett.007 February 6, 2010

hypercrazia

The state of being past manic craziness.

Louise is so panicked about making a good impression on her new boyfriend's mother, she has not only washed every window , polished every kitchen utensil and ironed the curtains, she's now scrubbing the bathroom with a toothbrush! She's in a total state of hypercrazia.

by Scarlett.007 February 7, 2010

Cripplephobia

Fear of becoming disabled

He has a severe case of Cripplephobia; if he gets a scratch on his leg he's sure it's getting gangrenous and will need amputation, and if his vision is blurred after a heavy night on the booze, he's sure his retinas have detached and he's going blind.

by Scarlett.007 October 4, 2012