9 definitions by Scaredtoleavethehouse

Bonkers

Bum-Conkers or Bonkers are lumps of dried up faeces, missed during the wiping process that are attached to the ends of the bum hair.

Bonkers are the largest of all bum hair turd, the scale being : Winnets , Clinkers , Dangle-berries , Clag-nuts and Bonkers .

My turd was so thick after that curry my arse was like a funking bonkers tournament the next day.

by Scaredtoleavethehouse June 14, 2009

Soup

Electronic cigarette liquid infused with marajuana.

Yo let me hit that soup.

That soup is strong yo.

Dat soup.

by Scaredtoleavethehouse July 28, 2014