A randomly violent and uncontrollable sibling of a smacktard; generally incapable of making coffe that taste like coffe
Crackalacker:Hey Smacktard, how does your coffe taste?
Smacktard:It taste really good. I know Bizmenchie didnt make this nor could she ever get a job at Starbucks.
CrackalackerGood cuz i dont lik coffe to taste like water and dirt.