1 definition by Sayten

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A randomly violent and uncontrollable sibling of a smacktard; generally incapable of making coffe that taste like coffe
Crackalacker:Hey Smacktard, how does your coffe taste?
Smacktard:It taste really good. I know Bizmenchie didnt make this nor could she ever get a job at Starbucks.
CrackalackerGood cuz i dont lik coffe to taste like water and dirt.
by Sayten March 31, 2003

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