Definitions by Saybrook Village idiot

Intumescent 

Substances which swell as a result of heat exposure thus increasing in volume and decreasing in density.

When Ken said intumescent in the office we thought he made up another word.

Derek thinks the definition describes his dong.

Intumescent by Saybrook Village idiot January 22, 2021

Passhole 

Someone who will take a “pass” on a mandatory list meant to spread the work. Essentially an asshole that takes a pass causing an inconvenience to others.

Did you see the civic center sign up list? He passed again this month! What a passhole!

Passhole by Saybrook Village idiot August 23, 2018