Saturn's problem child's definitions

bloody hell

The British equivalent of our terms of anger, surprise, etc.

Such as: "Oh, my God!" "Holy shit!" "What the fuck?!" "Whoa!" "Damn!"

Mandy: The worst news! I just heard Eddie Guerrero died.

Danielle: Bloody hell! Are you serious

Mandy: Yeah....

(They embrace each other crying.)

by Saturn's Problem Child February 17, 2008

punk

1. Loud, fast rock music that is typically aggressive and anarchic

2. Anyone who listens to said music and loves moshing, skating (sometimes), and just being themselves. And who HATE fascism!

1. I don't listen to emo, I listen to punk day and night. Rock on!

2. Shut your punk ass up!
I don't take offense to that. Don't you see the Mohawk and the studs? Damn right I'm a punk! FUCK FASCISM!

by Saturn's Problem Child February 17, 2008

telekinesis

"Thought to be the ability to move or to cause changes in objects by force of the mind."

- "Carrie" 1976

Don't you sometimes wish you had telekinesis?

Yeah, then I could make people think the place was haunted!

by Saturn's Problem Child February 22, 2008

one time at band camp

One of the funniest movie lines ever; people use it for everything now. Originally from the sex-crazed movie "American Pie," one of the best movies ever!

There was this one time at band camp, I had to kis a girl who played the trombone, so you can just imagine that...

by Saturn's Problem Child May 13, 2008

stacy kiebler

No doubt one of the HOTTEST women on this planet with longs, sexy legs.

Stacy Kiebler got legs, and she knows how to use them!

by Saturn's Problem Child February 17, 2008

brass knuckles

The most hardcore weapon around today! You wear them over your knuckles not only to protect them, but to SERIOUSLY fuck your opponent up!

Warning: There is a differrence between regular fighting and extreme brute-force fighting. Brass knuckles should ONLY be used in extreme brute-force fighting!

Billy: So what did you do to that guy that tried to rape your girlfriend?

Brett: Dude, I got two pairs of brass knuckles. I put both of them on and totally unleashed upon him!

Billy: DAMN! I bet that really fucked him up!

Brett: I wouldn't be surprised if he was dead by now!

by Saturn's Problem Child April 18, 2008

venus

Second movement in Gustav Holst's famous suite "The Planets" entitled "Venus, the Bringer of Peace." Perhaps the most beautiful of the seven, with violin, cello, and french horn solos.

"Venus, the Bringer of Peace," second movement of "The Planets." Depicts the sheer beauty of the goddess.

by Saturn's problem child January 30, 2008