2 definitions by Satanic Jesus

shacker

Joy of Satan Ministries (JOS) pronunciation for the word chakra.

Father Satan has a green ooga with little pink shackers.

by Satanic Jesus March 21, 2006

Joy of Satan

JOS: A Hitler cult of Satanic Christians and Christian Satanists who can't tell the difference between Jesus and Satan. They are scared of bees and angels. They confuse fiction with fact and vice versa. They can't tell the difference between ancient deities and goetic demons. They worship aliens and hate all Jews but Zecharia Sitchin who wrote the JOS bible. The JOS Priest and Priestess pretend to be psychic and powerful to impress angry rebellious teenagers who hate their parents.

By the power of Satanic Jesus, only the Joy of Satan may enter the kingdom of Helven! Amen.

by Satanic Jesus March 21, 2006